He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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