I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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