I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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