I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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