I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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