ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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