windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So many bounce houses so little time
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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