The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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