bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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