Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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