Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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