so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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