And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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