i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
this will be a night to untag.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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