may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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