I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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