I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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