So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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