it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Blood and glitter go together right?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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