her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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