Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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