we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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