I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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