he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Randomize
