GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
