Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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