you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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