how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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