he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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