If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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