if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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