drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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