I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
the day after is always just damage control
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize