Buhtt sex?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the day after is always just damage control
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Randomize
