Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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