My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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