Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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