let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
vagina is talking i cant
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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