I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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