I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
