actually, I'm a sock model
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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