Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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