If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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