Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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