do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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