he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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