Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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