Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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