Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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