Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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