put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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